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Right, this is the page where I have
a bitch. It wont be THAT long but I'll write down the contents anyways.
- My rights to you
- Your rights to me
- What I have the right to say
- What I have the right to do
- Disclaimer
My Rights to You
Ok. According to DarKoiD's book of
life, I'm allowed to do whatever the fuck I please. This includes
such obscenities as talking about man-to-man gay relationships,
discrimination towards man-to-man gay relationships and I have the
right to womanise, gamble, drink, drive and break the law as many
times as I please. I own everyone and I'll kick their asses in a
fight any day.
I am also the god of every single
online game, whether I'm playing it online or offline. I'll still
own. One thing I particularly own in is multiplayer games over a
LAN line, specifically Quake 2 and 3. Nobody can or ever has beaten
me and I own Tanarus, even when I'm asleep.
Your Rights to Me
Basically, I can do whatever I like
and you can't do jack shit about it. If you wish to show rebuttal
to anything I do or say, I'll beat you down and cook you for dinner.
Or, as Iron Mike Tyson says:
"I'll rape your wife and eat
your children!!!"
As I am DarKoiD, you are nothing,
no matter who you are, unless you are Mike Tyson or you created
Tui, you are and will ALWAYS be inferior to me.
My age does not mean jack shit, although
I am younger than most people I know, yet, I'll kick their asses,
all of their asses, any day of my life, until I die. So don't show
any form of rebuttal to my ages and my telling you what the fuck
to do.
What I have the Right to Say
I have the right to say whatever
the fuck I want. Whether it's saying shit or fuck, cunt or bitch,
trashing your candy ass or just straight up making you look like
a delinquent fool because of my vast vocabulary.
You cannot show rebuttal to anything
I say.I say alot, so you must obey me alot. If you wish to not comply,
FUCK YOU. I'll own your ass if you come near me and I'll shoot you
if you get smart to me.
You on the other hand, according
to the constitution, are also allowed to say whatever you like.
You have the freedom of speech. DarKoiD's book of Life however,
says I should totally disagree with this stupid piece of paper,
therefore, giving you no right to say whatever you wish to me. You
have only one right with speech and it says that you have the right
to say whatever the fuck I tell you to say anyou will shut the fuck
up at all other times.
What I have the Right to Do
This is stupid, I have the right
to do whatever the fuck I like! Due to my violent nature, you are
unable to disagree with such a claim. I wish in now way to show
you sympathy. Just because you may be scrawny and litt, and you
believe you deserve some respect, doesn't mean I'll respect that
at all times. You can just get fucked.
If at any time I sense that you show
rebuttal to anything I do, I will shoot your leg, kick you head
and stomp your hands. This causes no serious injuries but a shitload
of pain. As I said before, I have a very violent nature and I think
alot. So, I have come to the conclusion you're nothing to me, and
killing is for sissies. So, I'll just bring you to a fuckload of
pain.
Disclaimer
These are the rights of DarKoiD and
DarKoiD only. If I ever read these rights under anyone's sight ever.
I will sue your asses for all you're worth and four times more.
And, if you don't pay within 15 days, I'll shoot you and threaten
to shoot you more and more if you refuse to be my slave. Each shot
in a more painful spot.
This is not like What Now Moments
in History, this is not made up. This is for real and I expect everyone
to respect it. I do not crave war so if everyone can just be nice
and respect my rights, I'll be the nice guy to you that everyone
knows and is familiar with.
Have fun everyone. I hope you had
a good laugh,
-DarKoiD
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